Monday, January 06, 2025

An unremarkable champion

The "sport" of darts has always been popular in Britain, partly because, historically, it's something that Brits have been able to win at. It's never been a "cool" sport though, and newly-crowned (British) world champion Luke Littler is the epitome of uncool.

He may look about 30 but, at 17 years old, Littler is not even old enough to drink in a pub. While littler [sic] than some past champions, he is still a big guy with that pallid, unhealthy, overweight look that darts champions have always rocked. And he is painfully awkward in interviews.

When I think back to the great (British) darts champions from when I was growing up in England - men like Erik Bristow ("The Craft Cockney"), John Lowe, John Wilson ("Jockey"), Leighton Rees, Phil Taylor ("The Power") - they were larger-than-life characters, oozing not exactly charm but rather a kind of sleazy, world-weary notoriety. (They were all Brits back then; it was only in the 1990s that the Dutch, Australians and Canadians began to compete at the top levels.)

Littler, though, just comes across as the guy next door, a totally unremarkable Mr. Average, so uncool he's cool again. His nickname "Luke the Nuke" seems more like sarcasm than a reflection of his personality. But he sure throws a mean darts game. And, at 17, he has decades ahead in which to establish himself as the GOAT.

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