1,214 people who will never be President of the United States

It turns out that there are in fact 1,216 candidates running for US President. 

You've probably heard of Joe Biden and that Crump guy. But there are 1,214 others that will presumably have to also appear on the ballot, some of them deadly serious, some less so. But they've all gone to the trouble of filling in the paperwork and paying the requisite fees, whether out of genuine concern for the American people, or just for a laugh..

But, hey, that's democracy. Land of the free and all that