Disillusioned about the Olympic Games? Yeah, me too. Cheating, drug dealing and graft are par for the course these days (arguably they always were). But, woah, I don't see this as the solution.
The Enhanced Games will hold its inaugural competition in Las Vegas on May 2026. Yes, you read that right. It's a sports competition celebrating unabashed performance-enhancing drugs use. The brainchild of Australian lawyer Aron D'Souza, and bankrolled by the likes of maverick tech bro billionaire Peter Thiel and all-round idiot Donald Trump Jr., it was perhaps inevitable that just about the only place to hold it would be in Donald Trump's brash iconclastic America.
The USA's anti-doping in sports stance remains one of the strictest in the world - their top 100-metres sprinter was banned for smoking weed in the 2021 Olympics. So, it will be interesting to see how this new initiative progresses, and whether it takes hold in the public's imagination.
Questions abound. Which athletes will be willing to burn their bridges and compete? Is it safe (probably not)? Will enough people watch it to make it worthwhile, and to pave the way for future development (again probably not, but who knows)?
Most Olympic athletes and the official responses from country representatives have, predictably, been very negative about the enterprise, despite ongoing complaints about athletes' pay and allegations of secret and unmitigated doping in the established sports competition world. The World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) calls it a "betrayal of everything that we stand for".
But if it ever takes off, the time would be now and in Trump's America.